coinosv3.git/src/features/hats.js, branch fdroid-v1.9

A knight's helm, for one small knight.

2026-09-15T00:56:09Z

A gifted hat that covers the whole face — its own square drawing over the avatar rather than perched on it: steel great helm, cross slit, breathing holes, a red plume. Never sold; the registrar's gift endpoint knows it beside the beta hard hat. Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5.1 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01QYJfZ4A1TDCEY4Foq3CApR

Hats no longer pop in a beat after page load. The hats feature is a deferred chunk, so every boot painted bare heads until it arrived — but the core bundle can't carry the hat art. Instead, wrapAvatar now leaves a STAMP per head in localStorage (art + percent geometry, size-independent, capped at 40, cleared when a head goes bare so removals can't ghost), and the core avatar factory replays stamps until hatsReady answers — from then on a null from wrapAvatar genuinely means bare. Verified headless: a stamped hat is on the header avatar 15ms after DOM-ready, and once the chunk lands with a bare-head answer the stamp is cleared with no double-wrap

2026-09-05T01:37:53Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MGzU12QrAA4G6BYGzGVdXz

Bills meet their bands: the hard hat's and trucker cap's side bills get flat undersides that land exactly on the band's bottom edge instead of a curved lip that dipped past it and left a visible seam at the junction

2026-08-31T16:21:44Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr

The hard hat goes safety-orange and gets a trucker-style bill off the right side, band and bill in the darker shade

2026-08-31T16:15:46Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr

A hard hat for the crew that builds this with us: an operator-giftable construction hat joins the catalog (never listed for sale — like the crown it appears only in a rack that holds it), the registrar grows POST /hats/grant behind the admin token (hex or npub, crown excluded), and a gifted hat settles into the rack instead of knocking a paid hat off a bare-headed recipient wears it at once

2026-08-31T16:03:37Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr

The wizard hat stops demanding 42k sats of phantom headroom: the shop's affordability check drops from 2% to max(10, 0.2%) routing allowance — hat invoices live on the ASP's own node where the quoted route fee is a couple of sats, and a wallet holding 2,133,786 was told it couldn't afford a 2,100,000 hat

2026-08-31T15:29:49Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr

A first-tap Safari hiccup stops costing a hat sale: the shop's registrar posts retry once on network-shaped failures (Safari's bare 'Load failed' included — fresh NIP-98 header per attempt, /hats/claim already idempotent, a real refusal never re-posts), and the shop listing quietly retries once before declaring itself offline

2026-08-31T06:10:28Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr

A hat swapped on one device reaches the others in minutes, not by dinnertime: the worn-hat cache revalidates after two minutes instead of six hours (still painted from cache instantly — the refresh rides behind), and learning a hat came OFF now repaints too, where the old check only redrew for fresh hats

2026-08-31T05:21:39Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr

Hat fitting, final millimetres: everything settles three pixels lower and one further left

2026-08-31T05:17:20Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr

Hat fitting, round two: the six whose art carries less bottom padding come down ten points (crown and wizard stay perched), and the whole rack rides five percent left of center — dead-center read as drifting off the head

2026-08-31T05:14:11Z

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_01MrkLsNScXe9b6BviUSdmMr